drob: design, funnies and general debauchery.

I think Keith Olbermann should do one of these things about Carl Icahn

Posted: May 15th, 2008 under drob.
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Some call me “drob”. This plate is one letter away.

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under General Debauchery, drob.
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This page makes me cry every time I read it. You should really read it. REALLY!

I’ll just give you the first two.

I am better than your kids.
If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I’ve taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I’ll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

First of all, I don’t even know what this is. If it’s supposed to be a dog, then it’s the shittiest dog I’ve ever seen. F

Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I’ve never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F

Posted: May 12th, 2008 under Funnies, General Debauchery.
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Old School Student with Pen & Paper… Funny. Look at all the Macs!

Pretty funny that this guy is using a pen and paper… What I find interesting is the Mac contingent.

Posted: May 9th, 2008 under drob.
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Video: Crazy Bjork’s new Video (HD Link + Puny embed)

Crazy Bjork has a new video out. Or is it Bjork has a crazy new video out. I can’t decide. How about you?

Watch the HD version instead of the puny embed if you can.

Posted: May 8th, 2008 under Design, Funnies, General Debauchery, Music, drob.
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Sneak Track off of HUCK’s new album. Filed under “Fu*#ing Awesome” Dear Elliott

Listen to the song -> Dear Elliott

The band I used to be in is coming out with a new album this summer. I had a 1st listen to some of the rough tracks from their studio visit. As a big fan of Elliott Smith I can’t help but post this track. It’s non-sanctioned by the band and they’ll probably rail on me for posting a rough and unmixed track but I don’t care. It’s fucking awesome.

Recorded by the fab Roger Lavallee

A snippet of a day in the life of the recording studio:
“Paul also showed us his talent for songwriting when he took a song that Scott had written that wasn’t working out very well at all and turned it into one of the better songs on the album. If the song Scott wrote was an article of clothing, it would be a pair of footy pajamas with three legs and a three-button poo-hatch in the back. Scott discarded it, Paul fished it out of the trash, and with some alteration, a nip here, a tuck there, and a few sequins, voila:

Hammer pants!

It’s not quite like making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, but he did manage to make the musical equivalent Hammer pants out of footy pajamas, which was a pretty impressive thing to witness. We’re all very excited about the song now, and when Roger finishes mixing it I think it will be another pop gem from Huck.

Scott is digging the Hammer pants. He’s dancing from side to side around the studio, his fists on his hips, shouting “Don’t touch me!” Paul corrected him a couple of times, saying “It’s can’t touch this,” but Scott won’t listen.

Wait until he realizes that Paul sewed the poo-hatch shut.”

Posted: May 6th, 2008 under Design, Music, drob.
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I LOVE the effing Web! Go to: Twistori & We Feel Fine. Nutty goodness.

It’s an exciting time to be on the Web. I mean just surfing it is great but for me, I get to work on it so I’m doubly blessed. I came across this via k4rl this morning and did some digging. Go spend some time on twistori.com and also wefeelfine.org then come back and thank me. I’ll pass on your gratitude to k4rl as well.

twistori
“This is the first step in an ongoing social experiment, based on twitter. Inspired by wefeelfine and drawing data from summize, hand-crafted by Amy Hoy and Thomas Fuchs.”

Bravo!